Latest SMS jokes for Friends in English with Image
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Laughing is good for human health. Jokes can create the laugh. So jokes are also good for human. For this reason, I write some special & latest jokes sms only for you. It is also Latest SMS jokes. You will send this sms to your particular person & friends for their enjoyment.
100 Latest SMS Jokes
- Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do?………….. Hasband : keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them…
- Seriously first time in India history latest funny event occoured friends…perrol is cheaper than onions in India petrol payaaj se sastaa ho gaya..
- New teacher joined in d school
Teacher- boys tell your names nd hobbies
1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon .
2nd boy- My name is Ranjeet. And my hobby is watching Moon .
3rd boy- My name is Ravi & hobby is watching Moon .
Teacher- wow nice nice
Everyones hobbies are same Ok
Now girls turn…
1st girl- Hello mam my name is moon
Teacher shocked….Boys rocked
- The world is here at, Sh@rd@ University.. Where r u?? At a better university.
- Teacher- say A B C D
Paltu- A B C D E F G H I J K L N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher- what is P M?
Paltu – at Foreign Tour.
- A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked- what happen son? Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.
- A boy was going with his girl friend. Friend asked – who is she? Boy – my cousin. Friend said – last year she was my cousin!
- In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes. I’m changing d battery of my camera..
- Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesn’t love you? It’s like waiting for a boat at the airport.
- Impact of Movies: Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
- If someone calls you crazy, don’t mind, if someone calls you duffer, relax, if someone calls you stupid be cool, but if someone calls you cute. It is too much fun.
- Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretarysays GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.
- Husband throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target! Suddenly he received call from her “Hi, what are you doing?” His honest reply,” MISSING U”.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful marriage is based on give & take: Where husband gives money, Gifts, dresses & wife takes it & Where wife gives advices, lectures, Tensions & husband takes it..!!
- God has given many qualities to you, Good look, personality, charm, intelligence, & many more……this is call as “Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
- Difference between Husband & gadha. Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
- Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull & a cow is grazing in the field” Student : “A cow & a bull is grazing in the field” Teacher : How? Student: Ladies first.
- Positive thinking is like…..you are standing on the middle of the road… & suddenly a crow beats on your head…. But you remain calm… & thanks to God… that cows don’t fly.
- Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Dropping shit into your eye you don’t worry you don’t cry, you just thank God that, Cows do not fly Always be positive.
- Don’t show so much of love on anyone because it creates a non-curable pain
when they avoid you.
- Two old women were sitting on a bench. 1 old woman: my memory is really bad. 2 old women: how bad is it? 1 old woman: how bad is what?
- A man was crying in front of his wife’s cemetery. Suddenly he saw another man crying really loud. The crying man: why did you did this to me?1 man: sorry to ask about your personal Who is this person? Is this is your wife? Crying man: no. it’s my wife’s 1st husband.
- Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking!!!
- A good advice from a good friend! I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers…cheers……
- Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, Throw your phone against the wall…..Then assemble the pieces…..
- Keep the school clean………stay home!
- Send me sms to my cell.
- People Says, “SMOKING KILLS SLOWLY……” So What, Who’s in a Hurry..
- Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab? Poltu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Poltu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Poltu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions?
Teacher: Yes, go ahead. Poltu: Do you know Jeeto?
Teacher: No. Poltu: Do you know Preeto?
Teacher: No. Poltu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people & why do you ask?
Poltu: Teacher, you need to focus more on your husband.
- Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
- Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I’ll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I can’t live without you. Girl: Phurrrr…
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really? Pappu: Phurrrrr…
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- Your file is downloading. File name – …bfgase546hghytrs63@#^7….what the hell? It’s an error!!!!!!!!
- Boy- wills you marry me. Girl- no. boy- please marries. I’ll give you eclairs.
Girl- with whom I should marry, other boy has told that if you will marry me I will give you dairy milk.
- Husbands are like Bluetooth. When they are with wife they are connected & when they are not they are searching for other devices!
- Question: Write an easy on “Cricket Match” me. “ No match due to rain”
- A student is talking to his teacher.Student: ‘Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?’ Teacher: ‘Of course not.’ Student: ‘Good, because I haven’t done my homework.’
- Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…E-Mail To Email
& Female To Female…
- One million copies of a new book soldIn just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title. ‘An idea,that can change your WIFE’ While real word was(LIFE).
- Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a womenwhat do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman.
- In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10. Student: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Teacher: Where is 5?Student: Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident…..
- Boys Always Remain Faithfull To Their Girlfriend..!!But, Which Girlfriend?? That’s Still a Topic Of Research..!!
- A: Why are you late?B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it.
- Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?Poltu: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word. Bittu: MS Powerpoint. Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
- Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible ‘cause God can’t make the same Mistake twice.
- A Woody Joke..What wood happn if u had a wooden car, with wooden seats
wooden tires. & a wooden engine? It Woodmen’s start..!
- Night doesn’t become beautiful withstar studded sky and full moon It becomes beautiful when you go to sleep and let stars & moon admire your innocence…Good Night my angel…
- Boy: I can’t marry you. My family is not permitting me.
Girl: Who’s in your family? Boy: My wife & children.
- A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
- Dear receiver, I’m a Blonde Virus. I’m not so advanced, so please delete all your files yourself & also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank you!
- What is the height of Flirting? It’s when your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.
- A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without marriage. What did they name them?!!!? JO-hua, SO-hua.
- I without you & your Love would beLike Facebook without Friends, YouTube without Videos & Google with No Results. Love Me.
- A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, looks around & screams: Saracen! My God! I’ve killed the motorist.
- Kiss Is The Key Of Love,Love Is The Lock Of Marriage, Marriage Is The Box Of Children, too many Children means more Problem for the world So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…
- Teacher: What’s the past participle of the verb ‘to ring?’
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don’t think. I KNOW.
Student: I don’t think I know either, sir.
- Two children are talking.
A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?
A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says
- Who are lizards?Awesome answer by a kid…. They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young.
- Girlfriend sends a text to her boyfriend…If you are sleeping send me your dreams!….If you are laughing send me your smile!….If you are crying send me your tear drops!. …..He replies: I am having a shit, what do I do?
- Husband: Have a Nice Day.Wife: Don’t tell me what to do.
- Secret formula for married couples…”Love One Another” & if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
- Papa: Why is your mummy sitting silently today?
Son: Nothing papa, She asked for lipstick & I heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.
- Oh My GOD things are out of Control!
G for Gold
O for Onion
D for Dollar
- Summing up our Indian Economy!Dollar on escalator……. Rupee on a ventilator!
- Thoughts on GLOBAL WARMING…Earth is getting Hotter & Hotter Each Day… .. Is She Trying To Impress Jupiter or What?
- Believe in love, it has great powers!It can REMOVE Misunderstandings, Anxieties, Worries, Doubts, Fears, Tears, T-shirts, Tops, Jeans, etc.
- Thought for the day, when you `Wait` for a Waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you the Waiter?
- Question: What is the name of that only book which is liked by almost every student? Ans: FACEBOOK
- Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right & the other is always husband.
- Millions Of people write Love Letters.But everyone send their 1st love letter mostly to me, Just imagine how lucky I’m! Great words Said by ** DUST BIN **
- You can’t buy love but you pay heavily for it.
- According to a research87% of young people have back pain. The other 13% have no computer.
- Little Johnny: Mam, Will you punish me for something that I didn’t do?? ©_©
Teacher: Not at all. :|]
Little Johnny: That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework!!!!!
- MOM ALWAYS SAID…Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees Mom!!!! Money is made from paper & paper comes from trees. Therefore your argument is
- Class Room is Like a Train1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP. . Next Two Benches are General Coach Then Last Two Benches are much demanded. Because it’s SLEEPER COACH.
- Wife & husband always compromise, husband admits that he’s wrong & wife too agrees with him.
- Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee.
- Two Tigers were resting under a tree. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fastTiger could not make out & asked what that was? 2nd Tiger smiled & said: Fast Food.
- A pizza & an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first? Ans: The Pizza, as its fast food!
- Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak..!
- Your Ex-Girlfriend Asking If you Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up….It is Like….
A kidnapper telling you To Keep In Touch.!!
- Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot…. If you don’t agree with me . . . . . . . . . . TRY TO SIT ON A PIN.
- Roses are red; Violets are blue. Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too. Not in cage but outside, laughing at you.
- Perfect Example of Attitude
Paper said to Money: ”you are just a piece of paper”
Money smiled & said: ”Of course I’m just a piece of paper
But I haven’t seen a dustbin in my life” *that’s Attitude*
- Height of humiliation plus insult…..A grammar freak girlfriend to her boyfriendyou are as useless as an ‘ay’ in ‘okay’…
- Driver- That 5 rupee tip you gave me was an insult
Lady- How Much Should I Tip you
Driver- Minimum 10 Rupee
Lady- I Don’t Want To Insult you twice!
- Pupil: I do not think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that is the lowest mark I could give you!
- Nice sayingif money grew on trees….. Girls wouldn’t mind dating monkeys.
- A Smile Costs Less than Electricity,But Gives More Light. Always Smile & Prove You Are Greater Than Tube Light…!
- Whenever you have any problem Just sing any song then you will realize that your voice is…. a lot more badly than your problem…!
- Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator sir.Old man: No thanks, I know exactly how many pockets I have!
- Last night I went to bed without you. Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth, your soft touch against my skin.Where were you last night, my lovely pyjamas.
- What is difference between 1st night & last night?If you sleep on flowers, it is 1st night.. If flowers sleep on you, it is Last night.. Scary, but true!
- Come like a Horse,Sit like a Thief & Go like a King…. This Slogan was written on a… Public Toilet Door.
- Study has proved that all the fools, donkeys; monkeys used their thumbs to read the A physiological messages.Don’t change your finger know it’s too late.
- 7 devils met me & they wanted to kill the world’s intelligent person. I gave them your address…see, how I fooled them & saved my Life!
- They all ask me anywhere I go, “Now that you are retired old man what do you do?” I tell them bluntly,”Thing I enjoy most these days is turning Beer, Wine & Scotch & Cocktails into Urine.”
- Relationship status for married men……..dhobi ka kutta, na ex ka… na next ka….
- Benefits of having an iPhone
4) You look rich
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