Insult Quotes with Haters for Ex Girlfriends with Facebook Status

Insult Quotes with Haters for Ex Girlfriends with Facebook Status

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Insult Quotes with Haters for Ex Girlfriends with Facebook Status

Insult Quotes with Haters for Ex Girlfriends with Facebook Status

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. − person

Why Don’t You Slip Into Something More Comfortable. Like A Coma? −Heather

Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted? − katx
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering. −Anymonous Chick Me pretending to listen should be enough for you. – Hanni

What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey. − dilip

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later. Your lips are moving, but all I hear is “blah blah blah…” − somebody

Zombies eat brains. You’re safe. − kate
No need for insults, your face says it all. − somebody

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. − Anonymous

My mom says pigs don’t eat biscuits… So I better take that one out of your hand. −xxemilylylyxx

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait that’s your face. – pnutfan

You’re so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head…just to avoid your face. − Wendy
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. −Oscar Wilde

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. Bruce Lee

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. Mark Twain

Some think I wink at them when I shut my eyes to avoid their sight. Kahlil Gibran

I like half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. Oscar Wilde

If I wanted to punish you, I’d hold up a mirror.

While there’s no ‘I’ in team, there’s also no ‘you’, okay? So back off.

Get your mind out of the gutter – it’s blocking my view.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. Jonathan Swift

Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, ‘I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease’. Disraeli replied, ‘That all depends, sir, upon whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

God must love stupid people, He made so many of them.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

The ignorant always seem so certain and the intelligent so uncertain.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

He who laughs last has no sense of humour.

I am not a figment of your collective diseased imagination.

You are as innocent as a new-fallen snow… on the highway.

Tell him I’ve been too fucking busy – or vice versa.

Dorothy Parker, when asked why she had not delivered her copy on time.

I married beneath me. All women do.

Lady Nancy Astor, first woman member of the British Parliment

I’d insult you, but you’re not bright enough to notice.

Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

A rose by any other name still has thorns.

Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a difference between having an open mind and having holes in one’s head?

A cynic is a person who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. − Oscar Wilde

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.  

If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you. − Bruce Lee

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. Mark Twain

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

While there’s no ‘I’ in team, there’s also no ‘you’, okay? So back off. − Craig Kilborn

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. Enoch Powell

Nothing in recent years, on television or anywhere else, has improved on a good story that begins Once upon a time… − William J. Bennett

It’s nice to be stupid, but it’s stupid to be nice.

I could dance with you until the cows come home… on second thoughts, I’ll dance with the cows and you go home. − Groucho Marx

Get your mind out of the gutter – it’s blocking my view.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. − Dennis Wholey

When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. − Jonathan Swift

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