Hot Status in English with Text Messages for Whatsapp

Hot Status in English with Text Messages for Whatsapp

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Hot Status in English with Text Messages for Whatsapp

Hot Status in English with Text Messages for Whatsapp

Hot Status in English with Text Messages for Whatsapp

Needs to wash his mind out with soap..

My mother never understood the irony in calling

Bitch, your leggings aren’t supposed to be Saggin !

The flat ones.

Me: “Why am I still single?” Brain: “You’re weird as shit.” Body: “And you’re fat.” Face: “Plus you’re ugly.” Food: “But I’m here for you.”

In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is

Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.

My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.

I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.

I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?

Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..

Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind

smile if you just had a naughty thought… yep, you just smiled!!

Fuck everyone who said they were there for me, and then left triple in the last 5 minutes?

People say I have a dirty mind But I say its just creative

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip me a “son-of-a-bitch.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools,

You can give a player the best sex he’s ever had, but he will still want new pussy because he’s a player.

since your last checkup?

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes,

There are some people in this world that give my middle finger a boner..

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

What do the Chinese call a 69? Two can chew!

Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.

Triple in the last 5 minutes!!!

I am not Virgin my life FCUK me every day.

I want to suck u, lick u. wanna move my tongue all over u… wanna feel u in my mouth… yep, that’s how you…eat an icecream.

My legs are missing you in between them.

I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back? Nice Ass…

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.

I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else.

Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.

No woman will ever be truly satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

I got married because I’m really into angry sex!

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.

I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long  Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!  Always Think POSITIVE

Fill in the blanks  1.BOO_S     2. _ _NDOM   3.F_ _ K    4.P_ N_S    5.PU_S_    Ans  1.BOOKS  2.RANDOM  3.FORK  4.PANTS  5.PULSE  Dirty Mind

Your sexy body is too hot to touch…Come have a cool shower with me!

I just bought new underwear and can’t wait to show it to you.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!  You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty.

Text: I want to suck you, lick you. wanna move my tongue all over you… wanna feel you in my mouth… yep, that’s how u…eat an ice cream.

My legs are missing you in between them.

A short thing its get longer as you hold it and pass between woman’s breast and enters into a small hole What is it? Ans. cars seat belt …. you dirty mind

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary U Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000

Man goes to doctors I’ve been raped by an elephant Doctor looks and says Funny, ur ass is 10 inches Wide But an elephant’s cock is only 3 inches Wide Man replies yes, but…. …. . The bastard fingered me 1st

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel Its true warmth.

Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman? A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.

Don’t you wish people could be like money, so you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and who are real.

Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

I don’t play in light.

A world without women would be a pain in the ass

Boobs are like the Sun…you can stare at them directly just for a few seconds. But if you put on sunglasses, stare as much as you want!-

Of course I’m out of my mind…and I’m never going back.

Leave me alone.

Q: 2 fleas on a pussy; 1 is a thief and 1 is a junkie, can you guess which is which??? The thief is hiding in the bush and the junkie is sniffing the crack.

So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.

A ghost could be humping you now and you would never know it. Just imagine…

I am ready…Lets go.

I got married because I’m really into angry sex!

Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around.

What is Warm, Soft, Sticky, and has a Hole in the middle?? It’s a Fresh Doughnut.. wow you dirty minded people!

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