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Funny Valentine Quotes Jojo for Friends | So Hilarious

Love is a game that two can play and both win. – By Eva Gabor

Love is a grave mental disease. – By Plato

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. – By Jay Leno

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – By Groucho Marx

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – By Helen Rowland

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – Pearl Bailey

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – Dorothy Parker.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to. –Rita Rudner.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. – Aristotle

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – Anonymous

Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road. – Kelly Elaine

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. – Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say. – Anon

Friendship is one mind in two bodies. – Mencius

Love is in the air! So don’t hold your breath!

From now until forever, I’ll stand by you. My love for you is XXXL!

You are my sweet Valentine, I like you like a fat kid likes a cake!

Nice suit (or dress)! But you know what would look even better on you? ME!

Valentine ’s Day is the perfect day to tell you those 3 special words… Let’s get naked!

I wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day with all my heart, and lungs, and liver, and spleen…!

It’s not just a bunch of random numbers! They are my phone number!

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – Lynda Barry

Love is a game that two can play and both win. – Eva Gabor

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Love is like war. Easy to begin with but hard to end 

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt…  – Lucy Van Pelt, Peanuts

Love is just a chocolate substitute. – Melanie Clark

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? – Lily Tomlin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. – Hoosier Farmer

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. – Anonymous

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. –Tim McGraw

kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – By Ingrid Bergman

Love – By a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. – By Author Unknown

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – By Lynda Barry

Love is being stupid together. – By Paul Valery

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – By Judith Viorst

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Thomas Robert Dewar

Women are cursed, and men are the proof. – Rosanne Barr.

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. – Mickey Rooney.

Sales Ad at a Store: ‘You are my one and only’ valentine cards, now on sale: for $5. –Anonymous

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. – Aerosmith

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.’ Happy Valentines Day. – Martha Stewart

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years… – Rupert Brooke

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.

To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. – David Viscott

Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun. – Unknown

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. – George Herbert

Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valery

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life – Lord Byron

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