Computer Joke of the Day with Keyboard Shortcut Pranks

Computer Joke of the Day with Keyboard Shortcut Pranks

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Computer Joke of the Day with Keyboard Shortcut Pranks

Computer Joke of the Day with Keyboard Shortcut Pranks

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Computer Joke of the Day with Keyboard Shortcut Pranks

Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do 
Web design.

Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?

Me: Oh, very easy.

Friend: He doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to 
remake all of Facebook.

Me: Oh. Very hard.

Father: Oh, OK.

After I-messaging back and forth with my wife, I jokingly commanded Siri to pass along this message: “You need to get back to work now; you have a husband to support. Here’s what Siri sent: “You need 
to get back to work now; you have 
a has-been to support.”

The closest I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.

Hate to break it to you, 
Facebook, but the entire Internet 
is already a Dislike button.

I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two 
police officers and a psychiatrist.

I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my 
first child.

Jimmy Fallon asked his viewers to tweet. I Got Busted and share 
the most embarrassing times they got caught.

I was on Facebook at work, and my boss walked up. I slammed down what I thought was my laptop screen, but it was actually my desktop 

I lied and told my dad school 
was canceled. He said, ‘Let’s go see 
a movie.’ We got in the car, and he dropped me off at school.

I was Facebooking in church, and the usher passed by and whispered, ‘You better be texting Jesus.

I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. 
The husband called out to his wife 
in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but 
it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.

A client called my help desk saying she couldn’t send an e-mail. When I was done troubleshooting the problem, she interrupted me to ask, “Wait a minute, do I type @ in lower- or uppercase?

I have a spelling checker It came with my PC. It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye cannot see.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk . . . crash?

Dear Tech Support:  Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

Hi. John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak slowly, and I’ll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

You’ve been typing along as usual, when your computer locks up.  It’s time to reboot.  Again.  For the fourth time today.  You’re frustrated – just press any key.

Well, actually, it’s not really a “Chia Pet”.  It’s more of a, well, sort of, a, well, what is it?

Do you understand your computer?  Have you ever wondered why you need a CPU, a Central Processing Unit?  And why is a Backup System so critical?

A conversation by a representative of a personnel search company and a candidate:
– So, Mr. Abha, you say that you are a software engineer. Do you know Microsoft Office?
– If you give me the address, I will go there, Sir.

I was once living very actively – playing football, tennis, participating into car races. Sometimes I would play poker and pool. But later somebody stole my PC and that was it…

Internet forum rules:
1. Come
2. Ask something
3. Get banned
4. Go & Google it

A wife sends her husband – an IT programmer – to the shop to buy a sausage.
– If there will be brown eggs, take 10.
A programmer goes to the shop and asks the seller:
– Do you have brown eggs?
– Yes we do.
– Then give me 10 sausages.

– You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts…
– Man, and do you have life?
– OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

A Man from the toilet shouts to his wife :
– Darling, darling, do you hear me?!!!!
– What happened, did you run out of toilet paper?
– No, restart the router, please!

Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don’t text me while I’m in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.

Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.

A guy tells his friends:
– The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more.

A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: “Windows frozen”.
The husband send answer back: “Pour some warm water over them”.
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: “The computer is completely fucked now”.

Keyboard not found…Press ENTER to continue…

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